Mad angles … Bingo

In the traffic police box, right in the centre of our four point crossing, there stands a mad man. Somehow a mad man or a crazy person does not have the vibrancy of the word ‘paagaol’. Lunatic? It comes close… but people have saturated the word dipping it too often in Pink Floydish connotations.
The crossing, bound with morose looking zebra crossing at its four sides suddenly blooms with a burst of colours in the middle. A traffic controlling madman takes the centrifugal attention. The green, yellow, red lights do not really obey his gleeful gestures. But the orange patched pajama wearing madman suddenly reminds the people trapped behind the black and white bars of the road, of the colours of life. For a moment the ‘9-o-clocks’ are forgotten and the briefcases turn into magic kits.
I have often found madmen taking up the role of a traffic sergeant, at crossings, pointing us to the right directions , we refuse to accept.

PS: I ruin it with the title don't I?

oldie

I am very bad at being young. There is something intrinsically old and grey about me. Phuchkas never appeal to me; I don’t understand the hype and enthusiasm about getting high; instead I swallow a galleon of tea all day along dipping Marie biscuits in time from time to time , a food item that even street dogs refuse to have now a days. I do not comprehend why people go to discotheques to pay and dance, for that matter I do not even understand the purpose of gyrating at all. And I am sure had I ever been young I still would not have understood the work of a disc jockey… why does he scratch? I mean the disc.

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There’s always that sense of not-being at play. Amidst the chirps of friends, amongst the pile of collected notes on the desk. This not being feeling hangs around, like smells of stale wine and smoke clouds. You clear your desk, paint your room, but the sense lingers on, revealing itself at times like a cobweb in the sun. When you are lost in your storybook pages, you are drowsy, your glasses hanging to the edge, your tea growing cold, the music you are playing seems distant this feeling of not-being springs from nowhere.
It is there in the smoky moments of bliss and in the crunching autumn leaved walks. It is just there. It makes the full moon a loner in the sky, the November trees barer and You further.

Sour oranges.

Winter tinted afternoons are very deceptive, like everything else. They conspire to give impressions that the orange scented afternoons would last forever and the moment you snuggle in and settle with your yellowed library books that cyan coloured, damp and stale dusk sets in. never get used to anything, even for a moment. It just dampens your mood for a good read.

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What is the point of reading if you cannot quote (read …copy without quotation marks)? What is the point of listening to good music if you can’t tell others about your diverse and unique taste? I lack many talents, in fact I do not own any… including the above two. Often I have written my class essays being ‘inspired’ by other authors but after my exceedingly well read class teacher remarked in a certain essay of mine, ‘portions which have been written by other people are beautiful” I have abandoned my efforts.
One needs to have a certain flair for this art. Take Robi Thakur, for example, he gets inspired by auld Lang syne but dear old poor Pritam, gets sued for doing something similar.
But copying, rather trans-creating is genuinely art. You need to have a grasp over classic lyrics and extremely tasteful books. I really don’t think an extensive reading of Jeeves will ever equip me in this art.
Knowing the right things and letting know that you know the right things at the right time to the right people does wonders to your impression. For example, you have a picture of the good old Ganga in your social network account and you lend it the title ‘dire straits’. I don’t know about others, I feel pretty impressed.


I want pain in my life. No I meant it. The pained people are so creative. They write such lovely impressive poems about pain, bronzed blood and red oceans in their veins. Where do they get this pain? Will listening to bands like dying foetus and carcinogenic love affairs help me get pain? (I thought S for Sonia would be painful enough) (ps: I do not know if such bands exist if they do… I am sorry. I respect your music surely)
Regarding this, what is the difference between a Goth and Emo? How does one become one? (Apart from having straight hair. That bit I understood way back… to be a type you need to have straight hair. Any type. )
It is apparent that I have not lost all tracks of thought. My exam is a few days away. The pain of examinations isn’t even to be a Goth is it? Greek myth you make me slit….

Sorry for this post.

ABC :|

I am so terrible in naming things, why are titles so difficult to come by? I must have got this gene from both my parents who have terrible names and have thus assigned such a terrible name to me. I mean I have a million namesakes for god sake! I am sure if I ever have babies ( the if existing because a person willing to impregnate me would be hard to come by) I would name them A,B and C or maybe 1,2,3 in this way I’ll never run out names and if I marry Brad Pitt and adopt a child from every country I'll name them similarly to their adoption location. But then again I’m terrible in geography and people will call me Jolie cat.

That day I chanced upon a certain photograph… one of those random photos pretty people take of other pretty people doing ‘cool’ things. The photograph bore an attractive girl ‘mushing’ her even more attractive boyfriend, which is perfectly normal, causes a slight barfing sound but then again bearable. But the girl was holding a book in her hand while committing such a frivolous act. The book, I knew from the cover was The Catcher in the Rye. It’s a cover which aptly represents the book, a white cover, a white representing blankness not purity and three stripes at the diagonal corners.
A plea to all the pretty girls with impeccable smiles in the world show some respect to the book which has kept the other half of the population alive. This book is not a book, not fiction, but a way of life. Holden has taught many to tolerate the phoniness around and it is very difficult to bear when Holden is used to accentuate one’s phoniness. I know the book has a cult status and reading or flicking it through amidst a mass will lend an extra ‘cool’ (starting with a ‘k’) quotient but I think James Joyce’s Ulysses would do just the same.
I never really understood the concept of making a statement by reading a book in public. I have observed a certain friend of mine read books only in buses and the other day I actually saw a girl reading a book in a theatre, under the dimmed lights… I have proof.
To people who are intent on public reading please do not read Chetan Bhagat, Paulo Coelho, Sidney Sheldon and Jeffery Archer. I don’t think it would help in your impression building.
PS: which is cooler will you please advise? An iPod or a glossy story books cover?
PPS: does it not hurt your eyes? I mean I’m spectacled.

Help. Please?

The gods of blogs have unleashed their wrath upon me. I had terminated the life of my previous blog. The gods are angered at such audacity of mine and they have decided to take revenge.
Moral of the story: nobody can post comments on my blog. I am so desperate that I actually gave my elder brother my password. I must rescue my blog from non-comment hood.